Primaries being kicked to the wayside as always been my biggest gripe with the game. I really enjoy the hell out of the Crucible, but it gets tired when you get stuck in map after map of hallways and running into people running shotguns and fusion rifles. Special ammo should be as scarce as Heavy ammo in PvP.

I have a child but she was not planned and I never had a desire to be a mom. You can’t say that out loud though because apparently it means that you are a really shitty person.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Savage.

It said HIS mother, not yours.

Can I cull your Facebook friends list for you? I promise you’ll like the results.

“I don’t characterize [grabbing a woman by the genitals] as sexual assault. I think that’s a stretch.” - Jeff Sessions (R - AL)

Gah. The mothers, daughters, etc trope makes me so angry. In a way, angrier than Drumpf’s comments.  we shouldn’t be surprised by his comment. He’s a flaming shitbag. If this is what it took for anyone to unendorse him, then fine, but don’t think you’re getting a cookie for it. The damage is done... he is your nominee.

My exact reaction. I’m happy for you Donald! So, so, happy....

What’s important to remember is that there are numerous theories floating around for a reason: to obfuscate the truth. A little known tradition of the Illuminati is the spousal membership. When Kanye became Illuminati he asked that the rites be extended to Kim as well, so she received what is known as an infinity…

It was a secret that Donald Glover had a girlfriend; it is now no longer a secret because they had a baby.

I created this masterpiece back when the summer games launched. It haunts my dreams every night.

It’s highly........................ erotic.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

Couldn’t happen to a more worthy minor item of landscaping.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

More like GINSBURN, amirite?!?!?

The premise of Westworld, the theme park, is simple: what if we had a place where we could expose our worst selves, and to fall in love and fuck and kill without worrying about the suffering or autonomy of the objects of our love and rage

If she wanted to show how cool she is, she’d flip a water bottle.