“It’s Leia and Han, not Leia and Riker! Vote NO on Prop 27 and keep interfandom marriages banned.”

I really tried to care this morning because drama follows Demi like a shadow but clowns were spotted on my school campus last night and I’m considering moving out of the country because of it.

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Shitting Charmin bears

I hate those fuckin bears

I don’t normally comment, but I felt the need to point out the hypocrisy of this article. I’m all for pointing out if a women is being body shamed, for whatever reason, but to call a white, non curvy, white, blonde, blue eyed girl a “ walking bowl of buttered noodles” is absolutely doing the SAME DAMN THING.

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

And a metric fuckton of comically oversized clocks. I think I saw one episode where Joanna threw up something like 5 different clocks on one wall...it was just ridiculous!

“You’re The Pun That I Want...”

“Yeah it was very hard. He was lost at sea and nobody really knows what happened...It’s human to wonder. But you know, those are the things in life you have to accept and let go. Because whenever you go through difficult times, there’s always those concerns. But I live on.”

And possibly a pause for Chip to eat something disgusting or otherwise embarrass Joanna in front of the buyer.

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

Yeah...

“Jesus Christ, you guys.”

Title Nein

Yay babies indeed, but they all look like baked potatoes when they first come out.

I don’t know, I sort of think that women have a responsibility to not put themselves into the sort of situation where this might occur. Which, apparently, involves building some sort of solitary subterranean bomb shelter and just living there for the rest of your lives.

“No, they’re your problem...”

Congrats. A guy is entering a marriage he doesn’t want because you let your baggage trip you up. Ironically, you are more likely to lose him now than before if he ever resents you for it. I also don’t have a lot of faith in your vision for this relationship.

Meanwhile, Sony is just sitting there with their eyes closed and fingers in their ears singing as loud as they can.

It was a stupid bill to start with. Period.