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Dermalogica Precleanse all over your dry face and eyes. Add a little water, KABOOM. Melts everything away and makes…

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

tfw you 1v4 as Zarya after a grav bomb and got credit for the kills in game but some Reaper or Pharah gets the POTG on the mop up from an ult

No. Just no.

Between Labrie, Turner and other “promising” young men who are able to get away with reduced sentences, I wonder why no one seems to care about the promising young women whose lives may be irrevocably altered by the actions of these assholes.

strong contender for Burn Of the Year:

I think I recognized Ariana Grande in the pics Simone posted and that’s it. Everyone else is a mystery to me. I’m not even surre if it’s Ariana. Is it Arianne? I don’t know. I’m so old. :(

Also, the person she “left” her child with was that child’s other parent. If it was a succession of hired nannies I might be willing to entertain some speculation (although being raised primarily by paid help has worked well enough for enough people for long enough that I’m not even really ready to raise an eyebrow)…

Try explaining an 8 year gap on your resume caused by raising the child you birthed out the vagine. I’m convinced that I’d have an easier time finding work as a paroled felon. Advanced degrees and an awesome resume? Too bad you shat out a bebe, honey. You’ll never work in this town again!

And this right here is what pisses me the fuck off about our parenting culture in America. Parents (well, mostly mothers) are expected to be able to fill every single need for their children single-handedly. A parent is expected to be a caretaker, teacher, cook, laundress, cleaner, food source, and crafter-in-chief.…

I’ve started just going “I TOTALLY agree” and then stating the opposite opinion. It’s hilarious. People are like “I don’t think you understood me...” and then you can be like “Oh my goodness, you’re so right” and restate your opposite opinion. People have no idea what to do.

Good. Lochte is a fucking douchecanoe.

You know, I left my crystal ball at home today. Bad journalist! Bad!

Luke, I’m your fatherberry.

Hamsters are so cute. BUT SO DAMN EVIL.
I never understood why they are such popular pets.
Unlike hamsters, RATS are perfect. Like little mini dogs.

That made me super happy, now off to my dreary job.