And a metric fuckton of comically oversized clocks. I think I saw one episode where Joanna threw up something like 5 different clocks on one wall...it was just ridiculous!

“You’re The Pun That I Want...”

“Yeah it was very hard. He was lost at sea and nobody really knows what happened...It’s human to wonder. But you know, those are the things in life you have to accept and let go. Because whenever you go through difficult times, there’s always those concerns. But I live on.”

And possibly a pause for Chip to eat something disgusting or otherwise embarrass Joanna in front of the buyer.

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

Yeah...

“Jesus Christ, you guys.”

Title Nein

Yay babies indeed, but they all look like baked potatoes when they first come out.

I don’t know, I sort of think that women have a responsibility to not put themselves into the sort of situation where this might occur. Which, apparently, involves building some sort of solitary subterranean bomb shelter and just living there for the rest of your lives.

“No, they’re your problem...”

Congrats. A guy is entering a marriage he doesn’t want because you let your baggage trip you up. Ironically, you are more likely to lose him now than before if he ever resents you for it. I also don’t have a lot of faith in your vision for this relationship.

Meanwhile, Sony is just sitting there with their eyes closed and fingers in their ears singing as loud as they can.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did…

Counterpoint - I upgraded to the iOS 10 public beta on a 64 GB 6 Plus and it has not once crashed my device nor have I had any issues with it whatsoever. Upgrade to iOS 10.

But Viagra remains exempt in California Hopefully somebody will orchestrate a “bleed in” where we sit down and menstruate all over his chairs.

Men Always fuck us over. Always.

It was a stupid bill to start with. Period.