Actually, it’s about ethics in gaming journalism.

The best spanking scene didn’t even have any. Much too perilous!

“Somehow, he realizes that a dominion over her buttocks is also a dominion over her heart”

I’m sending this to my bf as a valentine.

“Remember, you can’t depict a married couple sharing a single bed, but its the height of wholesomeness for a man to bare-hand paddle a woman’s ass.”

“Aborted Spanking” is my new band name.

In my house, I get the spankings. My wife says its because I have an awesome butt that just begs to be spanked. I think she just likes to spank me to feel more empowered. Not sure. It doesn’t really matter. I don’t care that she does it and it seems to make her strangely happy. She actually makes funny little…

that NRA shill with a D- voting record...

Bernie is an NRA shill? Better let the NRA know that so they can change his “D-” rating to an “A.”

I’m with you on the behavior of a lot of Sanders supporters ... but what you’ve described is a problem you have with Sanders supporters. I don’t get the conflation of the man with some of his shithead supporters. A lot of Trump supporters are shitheads, too, but that isn’t why I’m not a Trump supporter ...

At the end of the day, I think we can murder anyone we want! So buy some plastic sheeting and go to town!

No one steal my couple’s costume Halloween 2016 idea of me in a blonde wig and then shaving my boyfriend’s torso and writing ‘NICOLE 4 EVA’ on it, kay?

Right. It’s like keeping a loaded gun on the table, and then promising never to use it. Whether or not you accept the promise, the presence of a loaded gun on the table changes your behavior. In this case, your voting behavior.

in responce to b.

I’m pretty sure this was a teaser, not a trailer.

That would also be fun. Let’s be honest, I’d watch a movie about pretty much everything to do with Harry Potter. They can milk that cash cow like he’s James Bond for all I care. I will give them my money each and every time.

I want her to release Hogwarts, A History.

Harry Potter is not “canon” in any special sense—that’s silly. It’s a series of children’s books—yes, wonderful children’s books—written not all that long ago, and all of this is being done with the blessing of J.K. Rowling herself. Even the mucking up of history is really not bothersome to me (except where it…

You realize it’s smuggle, not snuggle. ;)

Colin Farrell (your fantasies circa 2007)

me, to myself, rn, because i’m at work: