monica is illegally sub-letting from her grandmother. the apartment is rent controlled.

you know the Tuesday voting (for non-primaries) is when the federal government has set it right? specifically the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

umm no Jamie never raped Claire (on the show). he beats her with a belt but when she tells him he can’t sleep in the bed with her, he even sleeps on the floor of the inn. even when they get back to Leoch she withholds sex from him until he apologizes for taking a belt to her.

wait. what? when?

there’s no theatrics in the sound of music medley. she KILLS IT!

this is what Mr. Pooslie & I have. mostly because I can never remember his password and i freaked out after my friend’s husband died about not having access to the bills in his name.

well that would be 100% no surprise as she said she is done with Downton

well, if it is a panda ear or a koala bear then snuggles ahoy! so yes. otherwise, probably not ;)

the other downside is pandas don’t breed for shit! they can never get pandas to mate!!

“is bad news bears”

umm its not? the southern belle girl actually does a lot of damage in the hospital (knocking some guy out of traction, etc) with her fancy dress and her father is a scheming jerk

yeah but it seems like his breaking up with her was at the end of theoperation anyways?

I’m still sat aout no more chi-chis! i would go there every year for my birthday!

yeah, that is why it is so funny that he’s like hola from Mexico! here’s a giant bottle of what we regularly buy!

why is this lady hiding behind this bush??

it’s satire dude

YES! free toppings and mago salsa int he summer! omg qdoba is my JAM! i rally don’t like chipoople (as i call it) their food is somehow both overly spicy and bland at the same time. plus i like the “chalady”* hot sauce qdoba has. and they have LIME WEDGES as well as lemon wedges and i use about a whole lime’s worth of…

Fun Fact: that’s Lee Jordan from Harry Potter.

Why wouldn’t they just make them pay for it? why not have it at all?? makes NO SENSE!

ugh i STILL bite my nails if there is any white on them. ihave to cut them like 2x/week. mr pooslie used to think i was crazy but one time we went on a trip and i forgot my clippers and in the car on the way home i chewed them bloody. he doesn’t make fun of me any more.