Mr Pooslie used to let our dog lick his face (including his eyes) and i always was telling him that he was gonna get pinkeye—i was sure to show him this article lol

even all that only takes about 1 minute unless it is a GIANT bouquet. plus the person who gave you the flowers will usually stand there and talk to you while you do it so it’s not so bad.

Mr Pooslie “surprises” me at work every year on Valentines day with a single rose and takes me out to lunch. it is great. this year VD was on Saturday and I was all sad because i didn’t get to be “surprised” at work!

i will def have to try that! thanks!!!

OMG I LOVE CABBAGE*!! Mr Pooslie just rolls his eyes at how excited i get about it

in the 90s there was this dance move that was semi-popular at my school that we called the “backwards crab that looked just like what she is doing though it could also be more break-dance like with alternating arms being thrown up into the air. i can’t find any proof of this or what other people called it though....i…

#4 is the most apt :)

oh yes! I second recidivicious—TOW THAT JAGOFF!
check when you first get up to see if they are there and if they are call right then so the truck has time to come while you get ready for work!

aww congrats to them, though the headline makes me think of that musical from Kimmy Schmidt:

the scariest part is take-off and landing so have a joke or fun story to tell durign that to distract her. my favorite (warning makes fun of a stereotype):

i am pretty sure one is more likely to get ingrown hairs when the hair has been shaved than when it hasn’t

i think the sweat can like glide along the hair and evaporate/get off the skin where the stink-making bacteria are

yes but what are those mens’ hygiene like?

the Shrubber?

you should go see the movie again with this makeup on! :oD

this comment + your username = A+

anecdotal evidence that is not true: in 9 years +2 years dating mr Pooslie has never had either of those things in his pits. he gets boils on his back occasionally (boils/ingrown hairs like everybody does).

YASSS I have bossypants on audiobook and listen to it at work sometimes, my co-workers always know because i laugh so hard

standard stamps are for 1oz i think that equals about 3 sheets of paper

I thought I would cry, or my mom would cry, or my husband would cry but it was my DAD who cried. he sobbed like a baby. because I’m his favorite ;)