so when this article came up on my reader i thought it was one of her blog posts! when i scanned the tabs i was like "where'd the bloggess post go?" lol

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

triple post—it kept saying it didn't post!

i gotta say the "spoontula" is amazing though—i have one my SIL go for me from pamperd chef and i use it for everything.

this is 100% MrPooslie and I, i am ALWAYS hot (but only a bedtime) he is always cold (he sleeps under a BLANKET in the SUMMER)

yes it is basically they go for a walk and hey are like lets get married, so that is why i was like wtf Johnny Mathis how you gonna lead your girl (or boy, i suppose—idk JM's orientation) on like that?!

yes they are just pretending.

#18 is like the ass twin of my husband. he has such a nice ass i just *gets all flustered at how nice the ass is* except mrpooslie does not have any tats :/ I keep trying to talk him into getting one but he shan't!

so this is only tangentially related but I had a dream last night that Bill Cosby was in a new movie coming out where he was a vampire who could hypnotize people (sort of like on Vampire Diaries) and he always used it to make his victims have sex with him. in my dream i was completely outraged a how inappropriate this…

it means bum here (I am sure you knew that, but just in case you didn't)

yeah Mr Pooslie whined like a mule when i switched from 2% to 1% the first time. but then i realized A) you can't actually taste the difference unless they are literally side-by-side and B) he never actually drinks it other than cereal so he can shush!

I grew up on SKIM and at my Grandmother's house there was WHOLE MILK it was like drinking ice cream to me! I loved it! now i drink 1 or 2%

every time i played with barbies they ended up having sex. EVERY.TIME! they had sex with ken, they had ex with each other, they had 3/4/5-way orgies. I literally have no idea how i even knew about sex though since i was also not allowed to watch anything over PG (well i was allowed to watch Dirty Dancing BUT this was…

i love how he throws that line in about "some will call it amnesty" trololololol

my parent's dog one time stole the 18-ish?* pound turkey and spirited it away to the back bedroom where he cleaned it to the bones! he was a miserably fat dog for like the next couple days!

my SIL's lab/golden mix once ate an ENTIRE POUND of butter she had set out on the counter to make cookies with later. they nicknamed him butterball after that.

it 100% was one of her conditions in the book. i feel like Coin says something like "not if i get there first" (not that exactly but similar) so yeah idk how they left that out.

YES! i was sobbing and shaking my head as she approached the door to his hospital room. apparently the girl behind me was too because her guy friend was like "what? why are you o upset"

YES! i was just saying to Mr Pooslie that lately people's favorite characters seem to be the ones who (in theory) have the least "personality". examples i used: Groot, Baymax (big hero 6), TARS (intersetllar)...so yeah i bet sadness will steal the show