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Srsly. Romaaaaance is not the reason I watch B99. I watch for Andre Braugher, Stephanie Beatriz, and Chelsea Peretti, in that order. (Amy is actually by far the most boring / irrelevant character on the show for me.)

Nothing on his DVR but Tosh.0.

He is the human equivalent of Droopy Dog.

That’ll do, Rachel.

I pretended to be straight for 20 years. Does that count?

Nice throwback.... vindicated, I am selfish I am wrongggg..

Joni Mitchell is in a coma and unresponsive

Wait, so the man who sexually assaulted his transgender niece is kind of a piece of shit????

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I'm sorry DigablePlanets. But she is really the norm. We are in general a good group of people. Think about it - we're generally very well educated and we are willing to work for much less than we could get in the private sector...oh yes and we put up with the bodily fluids thing too.

awwwwww yes

Aaron Sorkin, I assume you will only listen to YOURSELF so I have some advice for you from you:

the bold move of saying maybe a rape victim wasn't raped.

"Quit saying bad things about me that are true!" said Aaron Sorkin as he shoved his hands deeply in his pockets, put his head down to his chest and kicked the nearest rock.

The fucking absolute fucking worst. I can NOT stand that whiny little spoiled rotten bald asshole.

We never read the Caillou books, but we did occasionally watch the cartoon, and it was probably my least favorite of all the shows my kids watched at that age. I would always make up my own lyrics to the theme song to help get through it (sung in my head only). It was all too foul to repeat here (even if I remembered

Caillou's parents should be investigated for neglect at this point. A) He's 4. He should have hair by now. Aren't they worried that he might be ill? B) The kid needs some speech therapy. That impediment of his ain't going away on its own.

Pinkalicious is the worst. Luckily my three year old recently grew out of me having to read it every day (with all the words changed so she wouldn't realize that some people thought vegetables aren't good).

Ugh,Caillou is the worst. He whines way too much.

13 year old me got a deep pleasure out of hate-watching it. It was on ABCFamily 3p-4p and I got out of school at 3:30. I would literally rush home so I could catch the last twenty minutes of the episode and just sit there reflecting on everything I haaaaaated about the show. Obviously I was a totally normal and super