missparker
missparker
missparker

GOD-DAMMIT, WILLOUGHBY. Won't you ever learn how to treat a lady?!

Greg Wise is period dress is one of my top 10 favorite things

My ex worked in a breakfast diner for years, and the orders that would show up were very, very creative. "Rare steak, no blood", "Breakfast bagel, no bread (so... eggs and bacon?)", someone who claimed a gluten allergy and wanted her burger served with a flour wrap, etc. The best part is when I'd go to visit him and I

15. You are allowed to throw, scott free, exactly one punch in the face to the friend or relative that states one of the following, 'Why don't you just elope?', 'I can't believe you are paying X for Y!?!?' or 'Oh that wasn't important for OUR wedding.' Choose wisely.

Another one:

especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

PLEASE LET DOLLY PARTON GUEST-STAR; the world can end afterward, completed.

I don't understand these people, and I won't respond to them.