“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”

This sentence makes my orifices bleed.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Her face is many things here, but "gleeful" is not one of them.

Umm... Ellen?

Talk show hosting is not easy. And as with most things, I wonder why every sparkly extravert thinks she can do it.

Well, that’s something to think about when the subject of police murdering civilians instead of protecting them comes up.

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

It’s interesting how we decide the gender of the manager. I assumed female, you went with male. To me, I totally see a woman doing this.