I came here to say the same. Caillou is LITERALLY a changeling, possibly an anti-christ of some kind. Kid never    Stops    Whining.

Cailliou. If only for the pure whiny banality of it and being forced to watch it with my kids repeatedly.

Is it too much to hope Her Majesty walks out dressed as the Queen of Hearts and bellows :

I am waiting for Harry to have his lunch interrupted because he has to take a call from his good friend, Michelle Obama.

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

Every Black American:

Under the couch cushions in the living room, just like your grandmother.

Let me add to your prayer:

Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

BURN IT TO THE GROUND.  Fuck all of these people.  

Dobbs has always been off-kilter, but it’s amazing how far around the bend he’s gone since Trump’s election. Even in a network of sycophants standing in line to gargle Trump’s balls he stands out. 

I’ve done more for Firefighters than this dues sucking union will ever do, and I get paid ZERO!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I would like you to believe the written testimony and report of this officer who was such a capable police officer that her powers of observation were so great she couldn’t even realize she was not in her own apartment, literally couldn’t go to her own apartment, and shot a man in the…

All I can picture now are genitals surrounded by flower crowns

Maybe he was trapped in the closet.

Can we dub Meghan McCain “Queen of the Lucky Fertilized Egg Club?” Again Megan this man shit on your father, you know the man you keep reminding us was your father, and yet you still carry water for the party that dropped him like a sack of potatoes to suck on Trump’s nuts. For the sake of newer readers I will once…

AND THAT’S WHY THEY’RE SOFT

I was thinking donut, myself.

When my husband won’t stop snoring at night, I often whisper at his face, “I’m going to murder you.” Sometimes I go into more detail, like explaining that I am going to smother him with a pillow or that I’ll go dump his body. I am almost never serious. 

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.