Screenshot of a text exchange with “Carter” from the linked article:

Alex Jones should have to pay for this funeral and the ongoing mental & physical health expenses of all the Newtown families.

Shill, yes! See also: huckster - especially : one who sells or advertises something in an aggressive, dishonest, or annoying way 

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

Olivia used her Crew experience to get back from the yacht as soon as she heard of her moms arrest.

I can’t really muster sympathy. I don’t wish, like, death or whatever on her because it sounds like she was kind of a dupe rather than a perpetrator. But, most of us* learn painfully that decisions have consequential outcomes, and that usually happens a lot younger than she is now. She’s just been insulated from the…

Until he serves a jail sentence and they get off with a fine.

I came here for this. 

This is what happens if Amy Sedaris is away from her pet rabbit for too long.

This tribute from Colin Hanks to Luke Perry showed up on my Twitter feed overnight and it’s beyond brilliant as a memorial.

Sorry but Controversy was born in 1981.

Jafar goes to Whoville.

There is sooo much plastic going on on a top picture

“I think I’m a great example of someone who, through my talent and ability, and using the name and millions from my father, I have become a successful businesswoman.”

WTF. I never even heard my racist Alabaman grandmother say the n-word. It’s a pretty low bar... If you somehow drop racial slurs while drunk maybe you should never drink. Nobody says it on “accident” who hasn’t said it on purpose a few times.

I had a white woman tell me that when she got drunk she wandered around the bar just touching everybody’s hair. She was like “It’s not racist! I pet everybody!” To which I replied “That sounds really annoying,” which hurt her feelings.

Greetings in advance to the Fixer Upper fans who do not usually read Jezebel.com! Let me save you some time: Do not bother emailing me about my potty mouth because I have no intention of cleaning it up. 

Republicans spent 6 years sitting on their asses, spitting in Obama’s hand every time he reached across the aisle to try and craft legislation that would help the country. They investigated him, Hillary and the entire administration for years, coming up with nothing illegal. Now they have the gall to say it’s time…

Trump: “Why doesn’t Obama just show us his birth certificate”?

I recall another president using the SOTU address to ask his enemies to stop investigating him... who was that again... right, it was NIXON.