But she probably doesn’t get to make her friends wear insufferable matching outfits every day.

This. The whole setup looks like it was taken out of the Basic Bitch Bible. 

SNARK ALERT:

From what I’ve read of her, I just imagine her having this hours-long eyeroll whenever Gwyneth comes up. Also, I like to think that she slips the GOOP children Snickers bars and Fritos when Gwyn’s not looking

If you can’t handle being cursed out, you probably shouldn’t be a cop.

More than one person rebuked Poblocki and his actions. One witness, who was white, told Poblocki that he considered what he was doing to be harassment. The witness filed a complaint that same day with the Office of Police Accountability (OPA)

I remain completely baffled about the appeal of Pete Davidson. 

I’m not past the fact that her name is Kelleth.

“some of which would promote the teaching of the Bible’s influence on history.”

He’s a savior just because he got crucified for our sins? I like people who weren’t crucified. OK? I hate to tell you. Perhaps he’s a savior, but he said some very bad things about a lot of good people who steal from the poor and hate their neighbors. So I dunno. I lot of people are saying he wasn’t that great. 

First they came for MSNBC and I did nothing because the libs deserved it.

Glad to see the government shutdown ending opened the Smithsonian long enough for this fossil to lumber his way out of the diorama to our airwaves to again ramble on about what he thinks latinx people need in our country.

I mean he has a point. It’s such a foreign and alien culture to us regular Americans. The other day I tried one “taco” and it was literally insane. I purchased it from a real life Latinx person. I tried to communicate using a series of gestures and noises. I think I made myself understood because I was able to acquire…

This recipe is practically fail proof - I had one batch that didn’t turn out perfectly but they were still good. 

Nah, President Pelosi would have has more fun ideas. Turning Trump Tower into affordable housing for new immigrants, for example?

I love air-popped popcorn. A great method for lightly applying butter to use a pump sprayer and give the popcorn a few shots as it comes out of the chute.

Insightful observation:

Now it is criiiime tiiiiime

Popcorn is one of the few glorious not-awful-for-you snacks out there