I am telling you Pete Davidson’s publicist is there hardest working team out there. Never had so much been written about so little this side of Kardashian valley.

Every time Pete Davidson talks about his dick, a shelter animal dies.

Guthrie also asked Sandmann if he and his classmates shouted any insults or racial slurs back to the Israelites before Phillips attempted to intervene.

She has a beard, it's name is Jared.

He’s doing everything he can to hide that “Trump Chin” that every single one of the clan has.  I’m sure Ivanka wishes she could grow a beard as well.

The beard is to hide his chin implant scars. He wants to look good in his Mug Shot.

That doesn’t hide the fact that he has no chin, it accentuates it. It’s like a comb-over for the chin. They’re all so weird about hair

Somehow, it highlights the chinlessness more???

I just watched the Netflix doc and what really struck me was how all those people who worked with Billy talked about how they were duped because they believed in him and his ideas and are now thousands in debt. They’re so apologetic to the scammed Fyre attendees, and equally sorry for themselves, but only casually…

busting R. Kelly for building code violation is the new getting Capone on tax evasion... never change, Chicago

my mother has made this for as long as i can remember, and it is my favorite meal that she makes.

It’s so common. It took my husband like 10 years and repeated yelling by me to get him to understand that his “compliments” made me want to throw acid on him. I’m not “better” at being a parent, cooking, cleaning or whatever. I’m just doing it because he’s being a garbage human.

Hey Russ: Fucking learn to be better at it you pusillanimous shitstain. Your wife wasn’t born knowing how to run a household. She fucking learned. Study and learn and get the fuck better.

My husband’s insidious version of this is to come staggering out of the bedroom on a Sunday late morning and beaming at me as I am up to my elbows in dishes and mooning “Thank you sooooo much for letting me sleep in!” To which I hiss, “I did not let you do shit, motherfucker.”

In my house this is known as “intentional incompetence” and it’s quickly pointed out as a lame excuse for being lazy.

And the award for the pettiest comment of the month goes to...

 Best summation of the photo op:

I know it’s VERY unlikely (but everything has a nonzero chance of happening!), but how awesome would it be if that Trump took Pence down with him and we get President Pelosi to finish out the term?

It takes an impressive level of stupidity to shout “Build the Wall” at an Indigenous People’s March...