Two things. This was in 1980, when the Met appraised it as AT LEAST $200,000. So in the 2018 art market, and with important art deco decorative pieces in higher demand, these bas relief friezes would be worth millions today.

I thought the same thing. He made a former president’s death be about Melania’s holiday decorating. But you know, it’s not like 45 loves his family members, so he knows nothing of heartache or sorrow, and certainly does not have the emotional intelligence to provide solace. “Here’s some pointy red trees. There, there,…

Is it just me that finds his wording regarding The Bush tweets disrespectful ? The way it's worded is like he's talking about a fun get together and not the solemn occasion it is. 

Some of it. The thing he said that saved my life I’ve never shared with anyone, but I’ve talked about the rest of it and I know I’ve posted the picture of him and me together.

Not as shitty as dan.

So sorry.

Thanksgiving has always been the best holiday for me, Mom and Dad. Even though it was just the three of us, Mom would insist on making a 23-25 lb turkey (they REALLY like leftovers).

The worst part of this story is when ‘everyone gets really quiet’. I hated to read it, so I can only guess how that made you feel. He needed that bowl of corn poured on his head, and told to STFU. I hope you surround yourself with better people now.

I was...12, I think? And I had found, in some magazine or another, a little blurb about a “romantic phone line”. It was a prerecorded message that was basically 90 seconds of a guy with a sexy voice talking about how you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, how he longed to take you in his arms and “make you…

Confession: I love that high-rise jeans have become acceptable again. I just bought a stretchy pair and they are ridiculously comfortable. They also tuck in my 40-year-old stomach better than Spanx lol

My first thought on seeing that picture was, “Please don’t let that be Melania Trump.”

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

still north, dark, and cold.

Wisconsin is it

Blinding omission: Wisconsin. 

Dear Mr. Pedantic,

When I was 22 I had an affair with a married 48-year-old man. To my knowledge, it was never discovered by his wife or anyone else. He was not rich or famous, but he did make me feel very safe, important and worthy. My own emotional growth at that time was less than my age, but I saw myself then as a fully liberated,…

Yup, my mom makes hand-made sauce because she prefers it, while my dad and I prefer the canned stuff.

Nobody from the health department showed up to make sure everything was up to code and potentially pour bleach on all the food? Weird. 

To each there own. My only question, isn’t there enough room on the table for both types of cranberry sauce? Thanksgiving is for everyone. I like the cranberry jelly from a can. You can have all of the homemade cranberry sauce.