Here’s my two cents: I’ve lost someone in my immediate family to suicide. It happened nearly years ago. I still can’t stand ‘jokes’ about it on tv/movies, and I hate being caught unaware by it in tv/movies, especially if it’s one advertised as a non-drama (I’m looking at you, The Artist). I pretty much always have to…

Dear Salty,

Both my wife and I work very hard and we think we deserve, nay, are entitled to blow off a lot of steam with a nice dinner out with our 14 month-old Instabook tenant.

Yet we get dirty looks (of jealousy?) wherever we go because we find it convenient to change our kid’s nappy at our table. (It’s the good…

Who else thinks a “normal person” means a 22 year-old yoga instructor from a wealthy family with a lifestyle blog?

COTD!

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

I refuse to put my peanut butter in the fridge - it goes nasty.

Definitely refrigerate your good maple syrup so you don’t go to use it one day and find it totally covered in mold :(

You can tell Rhoda Young wasn’t on this case. She would have solved it in 2 minutes and saved everyone time and energy. She still needs her own TV show.

A couple of weeks ago I called my husband while I was at work because I found a giant wolf spider in my kids toy bin that had been stalking me for days, but always eluded capture.

The disciplinary action, if any, would be dependent on whether or not the allegations against Luloff were substantiated.

Meh. I feel the same way about them firing her that I felt about ABC firing Roseanne. You don’t get a pat on the back for getting rid of the problem you should have never hired in the first place. NBC thought Megyn could bring them Fox’s bigoted viewers. They got rid of two talented minority anchors, Tamron and Al,…

i usually try not to be petty, but in this case I’ll make an exception:

Why would I want to be with someone who has been with hundreds of women? I would be afraid that he wouldn’t even remember my name afterwards. If you’re going to fuck a star, make it a hard star to fuck, and make it memorable for everyone involved. Have some fucking pride in your work.

Would you use John Mayer’s number?

they go cheap on booze so as to have money leftover for packers swag

Wisconsin is not on the list because of the cost. Ask anyone who live on the Illinois/Wisconsin border which side they purchase beer on. Now if you want to talk volume? 

for those who can’t watch the video but want to know the story (@LslyChng)

Can we please, please, PLEASE have text-only versions for those of us who aren’t able to watch videos? Pretty please?

I believe “his lips are moving” is how the joke is supposed to go.