Reminder that NBC dropped Tamron Hall for this dizzy Becky.

Aww, that is sad news. I remember reading that her late husband also had Alzheimer’s and when he was institutionalized, he struck up a relationship with another woman in the facility. SDO used to visit him and his new girlfriend would always be there too.  He had no idea who SDO was.  It must have been heartbreaking…

Hey buddy - we’re trying to have a fucking society here.

If I can throw away money on some dud lotto tickets, I can give this man double for being a hero. That’s what he is. Boarding up abandoned homes, painting them, starting a community garden, teaching kids... I WISH he was my neighbor. God bless him.

“SeminoSheDidnt” was the one that got me.  Had to put my phone down for a minute.

North Wakanda Higher Institute of Technology and Education (NoWHITE)

The best part is the call to her mother.  I have so many questions about that phone call, but I will just say that if my daughter called me the day after her honeymoon and told me that her new husband just came home with 100 cans of Chunky Soup I’d call the police.

he went off to the store and came home by himself

While I admit I was hoping Grande and Davidson would make for at least a few years, I have zero sympathy for anyone who tattoos another person’s name on their body. I wouldn’t tattoo my husband’s name on myself and we’ve been together 26 years. You damn sure don’t do it after just a few months. I’m just superstitious…

I have no idea if he’s a good Catholic male, but he’s a shitty pharmacist and should be fired.

You know what you're not, Mr Pharmacist? A doctor. You are not qualified to determine if a fetus is dead, or decide what drugs someone should or should not take and why. You can warn about contraindications, advise about side effects and similar, but if someone who actually went to medical school says the fetus is…

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

“There is a creepy woman lurking around the soccer field. She doesn’t know any of the children, but is staring at them intently from her vehicle. Can you please send an officer? I don’t feel safe.”

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

My mother has Alzheimers and spends a great deal of time in bed watching TV. She can’t follow very well, so she flips around and ends up watching crap. Not too long ago, I found her watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I said, “Mom, why are you watching this shit?” and she says, “I can’t help it. It’s…

Seems America never tires of fucking over Native Americans. I’m surprised Republicans don’t send them gifts of disease-filled blankets as a bonus.

TWENTY SEVEN DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION. TWENTY. SEVEN.

There are ways to get these people the proper IDs they need. It is a bit complicated but should work.