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That’s sad for Taylor Swift because 70 year old men are the most coveted demographic in pop music.

In an abstract sense I would love a threesome with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend but only if a threesome is when three people hug and say encouraging things and then have snacks. The two of them can have sex and I'll tidy up the snack area but I don't think I'd be bringing anything to the table by participating.

She looks incredibly good for a woman of any age, she’s highly successful in her field and admired by women everywhere, she’s hilarious, she’s beloved... what am I missing here? Too old for you? Not pretty enough?

Unrelated, but also related...WHEN ARE THE SCARY STORIES COMING?! Please, I need this in my life.

I feel like Megyn Kelly doesn't realize what she's best at is screeching to the Fox audience about Santa Claus, and her trying to do an upbeat morning show is definitely out of her wheelhouse. It's like if Tammy Lohan tried to do a fluffy morning show.

Also, nice bit of projecting here from Megyn. She’s the one who wanted to stick it to Hanoi Jane and it went sideways on her. Now she’s claiming that Fonda’s reaction was political? Bitch please. 

Are you fucking kidding me here? I *wish* I was single most days. There’s nothing like taking three naps on Sunday, staying out as late as I want, and having a pet.

Kelly went on “[Fonda] answered that question in about 40 different forums. It was nothing wrong with me. And she’s answered it in 40 more forums since!”

These text messages need to come out asap. If they show him discussing the Ramirez stuff with anyone they will be timestamped so if they are from before the story came out then he lied to the committee/under oath and it s a lie that cannot be refuted.

Are mediocre white men with entitlement issues bred wholesale in giant tanks somewhere? Cause there seems to have been a leak, and they’re EVERYWHERE lately.

Also, she was sexually assaulted so she took braggy pictures of herself naked in bed with him and posted them on social media?

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

I want to believe that an investigation would matter, but I also know that the only way it would matter is if Kavanaugh withdraws his own name from consideration. The Republicans have all lined up publicly to proclaim that they were committed yes votes, and have long sense abandoned any effort at pretending this is

Bless the person over on Jez’s Facebook who called it being testerical.

He’s a Republican. They’re always scared shitless.

Probably just sweating Smirnoff.

Naw. She worked in the Bush White House. She knows how to be a compliant mushroom - happy in the dark and cheerfully fed shit.

oh good.... hope he shakes loose a blood clot

The 1.5% is what is estimated to have actually occurred based on rigorous examination of data by the USDA. Your cutesy comment about ‘what’s been caught’ is largely bullshit because it can’t be proven. Don’t just pull shit out of your ass and not back it up. If you actually have some hard numbers proving the rate of