Ooooof, she did not have the chops for that. You know it’s a bad when the preacher asks the congregation asks the congregation to show love and it’s tepid at best.

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

I don’t know that I call suicidal depression self-inflicted. I doubt he would have chosen to have it.

When I was younger, I didn’t like meatloaf. Didn’t matter if my mom cooked it or it was from a restaurant. It wasn’t until I started cooking for myself that I realized they were just shitty cooks making bad meatloaves.In fact, there were a lot of foods I didn’t like growing up simply because my mother was a horrible…

Annnnd her old chin, her old teeth, her old breasts, etc. I will never understand vain people with money buying such awful teeth. Her veneers are ridiculous. That whole family swears they have a ton of money, but they can only ever seem to acquire the dollar store version of what they crave. They are living Pinterest…

“Tear that tail up”

People with weak chins and horse teeth should confront their mothers asap.

Im just going to go ahead and say it... If we were all Trump’s bastard children we’d know because our faces would be tabulated all wrong. Much like the legitimate ones. 

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

To be fair, we’re talking about Kirstie Alley. Her brain had to fight through heavy drug use *and* anti-gay Scientology brainwashing to come up with his name. 

That makes too much sense, it’d never work. 

Surely you could trade 6 george foreman grills for a freezer.

Why would they need a freezer? 20lbs is barely more than a breakfast’s worth.

Yeah, especially if the gifter is an artisan. A friend of a friend has a farm that cures meats, makes amazing cheeses, and has the world’s best chocolate milk. He gifted my friend a giant basket of cheese and meat with matching wine from a local favorite winery. Gifts of any of that are far more welcome than goddamn…

Cleared up the crabgrass infestation on my toddler...

Thoughts and prayers, Ivanka.

Honestly, it feels like Angelina feels like the kids were always hers and she doesn’t understand why she has to share them so she is trying to make Brad’s attempts to be in their lives as ugly and difficult as possible.

Not a bit. It was deeply disturbing. 

Controversial opinion. But if you are putting your kids on your YouTube channel and making money off of them. Child labor laws should apply and they should get the money from their work.