Let he who has not eaten a hamburger in a Florida sushi restaurant cast the first... hamburger, I think is how the saying goes. 

Jesus.. Picking your favorite Kardashian? That’s like saying my favorite STI is gonorrhea due to it being curable.

I’m guessing these trolls have never known the pain of a friend or family member taking their life. Having gone to a funeral less than a week ago for a family member who died by suicide I can tell them that every goddamn person who walked by that casket probably asked themselves what they could have done differently…

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

I like that print but that is one ~unfortunate~ seam. *cringe*

How exactly is a priest put on leave? “OK Father Racist, you gotta take off the collar, and no worshiping God for the next two weeks.”

“Placed on leave”

It’s kind of like grabbing someone, chaining them up, throwing them in a boat, shipping them halfway across the world against their will, and then telling them to go back home.

It’s like racists are incapable of basic reasoning or something.

White people: Black people are welfare recipients! They need to get jobs!

I thought that hairstyle made her look like Martin Short.

Tom Arnold is promoting his VICE tv show ‘The Hunt For The Trump Tapes.’

Yeah I’m not sure it helps Hardwick’s case that the only women sticking up for him is his wife, whose mother is like the patron saint of Stockholm Syndrome.

RANT BEGINS:

He’s lucky. Because if mom is chasing one of US.. and CATCHES us, we are getting all her hands, her house slippers, and whatever else she happens to be holding when we acted a fool and tried her nerves ONE MO TIME!.

I would argue that reporting on this is a further violation of Perry, whether she was or was not a victim of Luke’s. It doesn’t feel like she had any agency in this breaking and that’s gross even if she’s a public figure I’m not particularly interested in

Also Jeff Lewis now has a daughter. Really terrifying.

Nor do they get a pass for being misogynistic when NOT using women’s bodies. The trope of “eww women and vaginas are gross” needs to end.

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

Actresses devoid of charisma who benefited from nepotism?

Chance has done way more for poor kids in Chicago than Kanye can dream of. Thanks for covering Chance here!