Okay. I have had enough, Wisconsin children! No more sex parties! No more Slender Man killings (or attempted killings!) Done! Enough!

My sister's OBGYN told her very early on in pregnancy that she was welcome to set up her shots so certain ones are not all at once, but if she had any interest in not having her baby vaccinated at all, she would have to seek another doctor because he could not in good conscience be part of that. She didn't need him to…

Anti-vaxxers enrage me. These assholes should be forced to talk to their grandparents and other seniors who were alive when there weren't vaccines before making stupid choices that endanger their children and other people. And Jenny McCarthy owes me $100 for the stupid whooping cough test my kid needed because an…

How's your "family" of "vaccine" "researchers"? I mean, mom-and-pop businesses are hurting in this economy, especially if you are in biotech R&D.

If she doesn't line Sam (why wouldn't she? It's a great name!) she should consider Virgil. As in Virgil Earp, from Tombstone. Of all the man candy in that movie, Sam Elliot is my favorite.

I'd suggest "Crisco," "Impending Arteriosclerosis," or "My Owner Is A Disgusting Racist Fuckbucket."

I think this woman may have just been a bad mother, that probably wasn't her intention, but that was the sum result of her actions. Not everything is always totally the fault of the abusive boyfriend. She had 4 kids and I'm willing to guess that there were multiple fathers; she probably would have been pregnant in a…

Guys, thank you. ♥♥♥♥ you Jezzies.

I know how we're "supposed" to feel about this around here, but I have to echo another commenter: If burns on a 16mo baby weren't enough to justify her taking her baby to the hospital, I'm not sure she should have custody at this point. Seriously.. google "16mo baby." And imagine burns.

If you're afraid you're doing something that's going to get your kids taken away from you, then you should probably have your kids taken away from you.

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

Yeah, if it's hot as shit, sometimes you don't want to sacrifice your entire mouth skin.

So ... Admittedly, I sometimes eat the first couple of bites if pizza with a fork if I'm at a restaurant because HELLO! I want to eat the pizza ASAP, I can't be waiting to eat my pizza.

I need to print this out and leave copies all over my chiropractor s office. She takes her unvaccinated kids to Disney world multiple times per year... yep. Breathe that wonderful airplane air, touch those seats, cry on those tea cups, put your preventable diseased hands and snot and fluids, and breath all over those…

Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.

Didn't this also happen last year at a McDonald's?

Related: a couple years ago I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers at a BK and they accidentally put 3 in the bag. I didn't return the burger. Whenever I see cops I have to hide my face from them because they're probably looking for me and that burger.

I fell asleep with gum in my hair once. My mom got that shit out. Know what she used? Lighter fluid. The seventies were hard core.

I had a jheri curl. I blame Michael Jackson, his family and the fact my mother gave me free reign regarding my appearance during my adolescence.

Oprah had a doctor on who said hypothyroidism is caused by "swallowing your words" (in case you didn't know, it's usually autoimmune). She also spent a couple years promoting The Secret which was essentially "if you think good thoughts, you'll get rich and be healthy and all the good things will happen, because I…

Should have warned him that the gluten could make his dick fly off.