Because their special little snowflakes would never do anything "dirty" like having sex. And they certainly never talk about it because where would their kids be exposed to things like that.

I love that he polled people who totally thought that the food stamps crowd were all just lazy people eating caviar and lobster, and he's used that as evidence.

How did we get so many people to buy into this idea that welfare is like winning the lottery?! Anyone who has never been on any form of welfare should count…

I know what you mean. My Dad who I just moved into low income housing for 60+ and who receives only $1100 a month in social security, has no car, no assets, and a very low bank balance, can't even get food stamps. It is ridiculous how truly impoverished a person has to be before they can even receive most forms of…

My mom is on food stamps. She gets a little over $100.00 a month to feed herself. I promise that lobster is not in her budget. Does she sometimes splurge and get a more expensive steak or something because it's a special occassion? Yes. Shame on her. I should probably remind her that poor people are not actually…

We all need to take a moment to truly absorb the knowledge that Harmony legit docked this restaurant a star because their food was too flavorful.

Point of fact, the two dose efficacy rate of the MMR booster against mumps is 80-90%. The overwhelming majority of individuals who have been vaccinated are seroimmune against mumps. You are emphatically incorrect and appear to lack any formal education in epidemiology, immunology, or infectious disease.

Whatever. I don't think it's necessary to teach that lesson in that particular way. I see it's not a popular view, but fuck it, I do not care. Teaching that lesson could be done as easily by making the students plant a garden, harvest it, and eat it. Or send them to a farm to see the deed done and then, eat the food…

I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

Excuse me, but 100% of Jezebel commenters got married at the court house in a sensible, hand-me-down pantsuit that they purchased at Goodwill for 50 cents. There were no flowers, no photographs, and nothing but the utmost seriousness. After, the entire wedding party dined via Groupon at the local gyro stand and everyon…

Definitions of such will vary, of course, but in my mind, anti-vaxxers are right at the top of the list of people in possession of a moral calculus so dimwitted and selfish that they could not effectively shame anyone for 30 whole minutes about a normal behavioral imperative aimed at both individual and public good,…

Also, his attempted murder of a teenage girl included some really fucked up sordid details - like the 16 year old in Virginia being found naked, raped, covered in bleach and burns. He did this to her within a week after having charges dismissed concerning a bomb threat he made. He had previously held his estranged…

On Tuesday, while waiting as my tattoo artist prepped her station before inking me, a white man leaving the parlor/gallery with his girlfriend came up behind me and ran his hands through my afro.

Sure, he gets credit for that, and right of ownership...

That whole "I'm a comedian" bit of his is the most transparent fucking dodge for when he's called on to actually back up his professed beliefs. Jon Stewart is talented, but he's a goddamn chickenshit at inopportune times.

If they really care so much about Brittany's life and how it ended, how about they donate some of their hoards of cash that go towards maintaining their giant palaces and gold-threaded robes to cancer research? Fuckers.

Nobody cares about your boner, dumbass.

You see, I don't care about whether the letter writer in question is a felon writing from prison or a businessman writing from his office or a grandpa writing from the kitchen. His name needs to be outed. These guys need to be personally embarrassed.

Oh come on, Asian people are always with the "Hey, my ching chong, what's up?!" Why can't non-Asian people say it?

Baby Halloween costume thread! Here's my Mini-Pie as Boo: