I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

What was that old argument that stupid and terrible DARE tried to scare kids with? That drug dealers will give you a free "sample" to get you hooked and addicted? Yeah right. Drug dealers don't give away free product.

"My dream is that every terminally ill American has access to the choice to die on their own terms with dignity."

So the system worked. She is in control, and got to reevaluate her decision and change it.

Black people with combs in their hair = stylish cool

He looks like a fuccboi Squints Palledorous.

I was tired of being asked abt my ass, too. So I divorced him.

Me too! Maybe I'll ask, "So what are your thoughts on 60 year old white men who look at pictures of 16 year old boys when they're drunk? Is that ok because the boys aren't 10, or is it still icky because it's gay? What if one of them is black? Or not 60? Please enlighten me about when it is and isn't ok to be a…

My wife just served me "divorce duck." I don't know what was in it but she said it was best served cold.

Maybe I should try this to woo a woman. Or maybe I should just make bacon pancakes or my secret pasta sauce recipe.

It'll be my new completely unique recipe, Desperately Trying To Prevent Divorce Chicken! You'll never guess the secret ingredient!

I'm mesmerized by the little wiggle his pompadour does.

Yeah, but that's really highly speculative worst case scenario-izing. Remember SARS? We were all gonna die because it was going to mutate and become airborne. And yet here we all still are, not vaccinating our kids for childhood diseases, shrugging off a vaccine for the disease that kills some 23,000 of us per year,…

At first I thought, "Robin Thicke and Leonardo DiCaprio are friends?" And then I realized they probably hung out on the Growing Pains set back in the day. #showmethatsmile

Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock in Deadwood... be still my beating heart.

"Human water bed" made me chuckle, but nothing beats "anthropomorphized pair of silk boxer shorts." That is the single best description of Robin Thicke ever.

Kat Dennings and Josh Groban are a full-on thing now. Do you think they sing "You Raise Me Up" while talking about boners?

I have auditory synesthesia, and this image is making my brain go haywire. specifically the little springy- boing sound my brain is making when his hair moves.

Me! It's marvelous. I'd be happy to show you all the great things our state has to offer. We have the beer, the food, the seasons, the nature, the beer, more beer and all the fucking festivals with beer you could hope for. Where are you from, stranger? Is there a wonderful place that has no terrible politicians…