OMGYES WITH BIDEN YES.

I know. And someone's going to jump in here about how statistically unlikely this is to happen to us by whatever random guy is harassing us on the street, and I'm like WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW. Then it's like, if we get raped or hurt or killed, we are blamed for being alone on that street, or putting ourselves in a…

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

"I have a man, I can't talk to you"... Obviously, this is an awful story of misogyny however you cut it. But on top of all that, I still wish for a world where saying "I belong to another man" wasn't the first thing we were all trained to say to get rid of harassers. It's not like, if she were single and told him to…

I hate beans too! Solidarity, Uber!

Literally the only reason I wrote that.

I'm a huge Anglophile but that beans-for-breakfast thing both stumps and disgusts me. Of course, I think baked beans for ANY meal is gross, but for breakfast especially... **hurk**

I'm not even kidding, there's a scene in one episode of Sherlock that I have to skip because Martin Freeman sits there with baked beans on the end of his fork for like 30 seconds and I dry heave every goddamn time.

[The Hibernator] consists of eight rashers of bacon, eight sausages, four hash browns, four fried eggs, a four egg cheese omelette, four waffles, four pieces of toast

but not for the location of the tattoo, the resemblance is eerily uncanny. This post gave me the chills. Now I'll never be sure if I'm married to the real Scarlett Johannson

Ugh, Whoopi Goldberg.

The Daily Show has 4 female writers right now, more than any other late night show. They also have several female producers and staffers with feministy leanings.

Can i just say the thing about not making eye contact was spot on? Because that happened to me on the subway last month when this dude decided that since I randomly made eye contact with him, it meant he could follow me out of the station, on to the fucking street and try to flag me down and have a conversation. I…

Conversation I had the other night around 11:30pm after parking my car in Brooklyn:

Jessica Williams is a treasure, and I hope she'll continue to be on The Daily Show for many, many years to come.

OMG this segment was magic. i highly recommend the daily show podcast as well. In the first episodes, Jessica Williams and the female writers on the Daily Show staff discuss how they came up with some of the other segments om sexism and sexual assault. Definitely worth hearing.

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"