I get feeling awkward and out of place when meeting friends of your SO or whatever, and feeling like you can't keep up. But seriously, the only way to get those people to like you, and to actually have a good time is to just dive into the conversation. Listen, react, ask questions, make connections to things you DO…

I went searching for Nicolas Cage .gifs and look at this majesty.

MORE LIKE MIKE FUCKABEE AMIRITE

SO EXCITED.

My older brother's friends thought it was funny to hear the six-year-old swear, so they'd take me through the alphabet: A is for Asshole, B is for Bitch, and so on. If he becomes president, I'm F is for Fucked.

the fuck you say. guess i'm a fucking bitch for cussing. but i read somewhere that cussing is good for the body, you know, instead of suppressing shit, so i guess i'll go on fuckin' cussing.

Galactica was a Mormon parable.

I agree with you that we shouldn't start sucking an institution's dick every time it takes a small step in the direction of basic human decency, but for - say - LGBT Mormon teenagers who are connected to the Church because of their families and community's, it's a big deal that the Church is becoming more tolerant.…

Lactose intolerant people are people that lack faith. With enough faith, you can eat a cheesy mountain.

we will support you if EW EW EW TOO CLOSE TOO CLOSE EW EW EW

Duchess of Braaaaaiinnnsss

I'm also the mother of a son. I'm raising him right and I expect him to be an ally, but peer pressure is a thing, and it's hard to be the guy who stands up and says, hey, that isn't cool. That being said, if he behaved the way these men are behaving, I would be mortified.

Her face definitely, I'm sure she touched it. I asked my husband about it (he's a chef and cuts peppers all the time because he is a demon who loves adding habaneros to everything). He said that if she took a shower right after, she could have spread the capsaicin with the hot water so the burning would have spread,…

Jalpenos aren't even hot. Try taking a piss and forgetting you just made jerk season with Scotch Bonnett's.

I only know this lady's work via Jezebel, but that video is hilarious!

This isn't just "a dog named Toast." This is Toast. Toast Meets World. Who has 157k instagram followers and a loving father in comedian The Fat Jew. Toast is more social media savvy than 99% of the commenters here.

There's nothing like an ass chewing en Espanol.

Mother says I'm never to speak to women like that.