i can’t seem to find your chill in that photograph. you must’ve forgotten it at home/

i know i’m hella late to this party but thank you SOMUCH.

i am probably going to get so much flak for this BUT as someone who lives in the Four Corners area (Moab!), i can say this area gets LOADS of foreign tourists. ALL the foreign tourists. and they all act like this is a playground, not a wilderness to be respected.

BERNIE SANDERS HELLOOOOOO

don’t hate me, i’d probably buy one & use it as an ashtray because i enjoy teacups as ashtrays.

if i was not so, so not into the idea of having kids before, you just sold me on it. my body not being MY body anymore? eff that, bigtime, sacrifice or no!

holy cow i could only make it through like, four of that d-bag's points before i had to put down my phone and try not to be angry.

okay, i get it. there is mondo heaps of sexisim in the STEM, legal & general white-collar industries.

LOG LADY IS THAT YOU

holy cow I love you & this strange man who is chloe's clone SO much

okay, that definitely makes sense

no way, dude! you can't effectively swing a purse like that into someone's noggin if you've got a crossbody strap.

while i'm sure they were all just on drugs, as a cook i read this & thought "rare french toast = super drippy, non cooked egg wash , medium french toast = burnt to a crisp?" i am so curious as to what your friend wound up with as a result of ordering Rare french toast....

scrolled through and didn't see anyone else mention it, so:

"when i worked in retail"

omfg YES!!

also maybe it's just me, but does Pearl's bearded lady outfit remind anyone else of the bad guy from Powerpuff Girls? the devil-lobster claw hands dude with the fetish boots?

HIW did i not inow that Kasha Davis was on this season of drag race?! she's from my fucking HOMETOWN ahh god i am such a bad ex-rochester native for not paying attention >_<

the president smokes?!

no probs! you will probably end up binge listening, fair warning :)