huge X-Files nerd ova heah, just wondering if you have checked out Kumail Nanjiani's podcast The X-Files Files? where he & friends just hang out and talk about episodes from the show. he's done podcasts for all of seasons 1 & 2 so far.

i woukd absolutely crash this wedding. who's with me!

hey, i found this sense of humor lying on the sidewalk, is it yours?

as a girl who has been rocking the shaved head look for 7+ years i have only this to say: DO IT. it is so freeing. it's your hair, it DOES grow back, so eff everyone who is flippin' out about it or giving you negative comments. try it once, i promise you you'll be so happy you did. perhaps your husband will also…

please don't stop and if you could also publish this somewhere (internet, real life, IDGAF) that would be amazing k thx

i recently moved back in with my dad, who is a 66 y/o Viet Nam veteran, after about 7 years of living on my own. so i came into this expecting to be doing most of the chores 'cause Dad can't move around so well. right? naw. he does dishes EVERY FUCKING NIGHT & vacuums. he says it's Zen for him.

my boyfriend told me if he ever proposes, he'll do it when i'm pooping. i thought that was veru sweet of him.

we might be the same person as far as romantic ideals go..

ohhh i just want to kick him so hard that he spoots out of that ill-fitting David Byrnes-like suit like ground burger out of a tube.

ever since the news started reporting about how much a piece of shite AA is as a company, i have breathed a sigh of relief that i can now look down MY nose at all those hipster jerks who thought they were hot shit for wearing a 20 dollar blank t-shirt whilst i cavorted in Goodwill clothes.

damn, way to be hella harsh on a generation that includes many people, not just brainwashed 1D fans.

now you're gonna have everyone heading for the desert when the apocalypse hits. daamnit. hopefully it just won't occur during tourist season in places like SE Utah, etc

i, uh...i'm so confused and turned on right now.

yea to team ampersand!!

i feel like if she continued to pull her bikini bottom down there would only be a barbie doll-like smooth area and the spot where her legs attach.

i am also totally team jack white on this; the commentary (from the Jezebel author) was kinda petty and scrapin' the bottom of the barrel in my opinion. slow news day?

i once saw something that said, " shutting the fuck up is gluten free." so i go with that.

that's cool and all, but my question is: why does it have to be called pegging? why can't you just say, y'know, 'up the butt' or something? is it only considered pegging if a girl does it to a dude? becaaauuuse i have had several boyfriends who were into this & it never had a fancy name.

yes it does

thank for capitalizing all the words that would have been capitalized in German. you are awesome.