i lol'd SO HARD watching poor Ms. Perry try, TRRRRYYYYYY to dance around with Missy & her backupdancers. no..no, sweetie, you sit in the corner and watch a REAL diva show you how to do it. FUCK i love Missy Elliott so much! so sexy yet doesn't need to show off her whole bod all the time to prove it.

maybe i'm just really high (yes) buuuut....i would probably get down with the SquarePants. that great sense of humor/rediculousness, all that energy and flexibilty because he's literally a CARTOON...

haha, nah, unless Gage had a sex change and turned into a scruffy blue-collar white dude named Jimbo.

my best friend believes frimly one should never trust people with a first name for a surname (aka, 'two first names.')

shhhhh. go sit in the corner and be quiet.

don't forget the tiny cigarette that is always lit! maybe she can have a hole in her hand to hold it, too!

Hitchcock, a huge asshole to women in general!

some of 'em were actually TIED to her dress, too!

the taste certainly takes some getting used to. i mix it with OJ sometimes but it is SUCH a good hangover cure omfg. makes them magically disappear and makes you stop hatin' life!

she got elected bu TEXANS. a little different.

i hear you. 32A over here & i hate bikini tops. all that padding, which just sort of flops around on top of your boobs, making that weird pocket between the bikini cup & your actual tit? i always have to tie the most complicated, boy scout-boner-enducing knots in mine to keep them on. i haven't worn any type of bra in…

i don't onow if what i'm about to tell you will help, but here's what i do to feel comfy in my own skin: i usually wear bikins and then just throw an old muscle tank top of my brother's on top (the type with armholes that go like, alllll the way down to the hem, you know?). that way the parts i don't like showing to…

you kinda sound like me and i love you for it.

yeaah, thanks to this i am going to go to the free health clinik tomorrow and see what i can do to set up an appt. thanks dude!

omg i know how you feel EXACTLY when it comes to Wayne Coy e. hanging out with fucking MILEY of all people i am so sad and disappointed.

Adam Baldwin, circa 1984: you can absolutely come live in my bed forever & ever kthxbai.

'terroris' is my new favorite word.

te edibles i've purchased from dispensaries all have labels that tell you how much THC is in the product and approx. how long it will take for it to kick in.

when you buy edibles at dispensaries (at least in CO, near where i live) they come indivially wrapped in little childproof plastic jars. the actual marijuana they sell also comes in childproof containers.

so, so all about this. i used to be part of a big bicycle club, mostly a sausage fest and i would bend over BACKWARDS to make my friends' girlfriends feel included when they would finally get the courage to ride with us. so many times i've watched girls completely out of their element letting the awkward get the best…