I'd like to give a shout out to Blindness by Saramego. It was ... creepy and brilliant. Haven't read the Convent, but I'll pick it up.

Also frigate birds

well Mr X here it is, it does exist, you are correct

You could say Christina Schwarzenegger is his... Braison d'etre. Boom, French pun!

Dear Taylor,

Those things rip my hair out. I prefer a pair of two five-bristled brushes that occasionally break into jazz. If you know whut I mean.

in my dreams, kate middleton calls william prince dubs all the time. harry does it now, too, and camilla will pull out a well-timed prince dubs crack whenever she's had a bit of tipple and will is being unapproving/wet blanket-y.

Wrong. Bathing and cleanliness, like many other things in our country, are big business. Large scale media campaigns create anxiety over body odor, causing us to think we need a whole host of products to stay clean.

I know why. I'd rather sleep in.

To everyone out there: shower as much as you goddamn see fit, no one has to live in your skin except you and those scarab beetles from those Mummy movies

so down to laugh at virtually anyone

Rarely do I find myself saying this online, but -

Oddly dull, archaic, and bad for so much shiny fabric. I can't decide between "Game of Drones" and "A Song of Ice and Dire."

i love it. i want that top. pair it with dark rinse jeans for a night out look. throw on some jammies for a cozy night in. get some cute bright cuffed shorts and wear it on a bike ride for a super hero feel.

He is a man I would marry and do for the rest of my life.

She looks like a modest, fashion-oriented superheroine. I love it.

She would officiate the FUCK out of a lesbian alien wedding.

Right? Thank you. I have never thought of Carrell as a Stone Cold Fox until this very moment. That whole half-way grown in beard look is WERKING for him.

This woman is apparently from my hometown. I'm so proud!!!!! (Seriously, this is great)