Not only does he have a wife, but there are an additional five women in the country who willingly had sex with him? Him?!

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

No! I’m such a bad cat mom!

My cat brings me presents all the time! He gifts me his toys. Though he stands there mewing until I literally say thank you so he’s really in it for the praise high.

Heh. I thought it was just a Tumblr meme.

“My Ken dolls were constantly losing their heads, it was ridiculous”

If you listen closely, you can actually feel the white man’s overbite in that groove.

Technically speaking, wasn’t Jesus aborted? By God? Who sent him to DIE for us? Just sayin’.

I love that game, but you really need to play with the right people. The last time I played, I put down the Auschwitz card, and someone in the group said, “What’s Auschwitz?” It’s not as fun when you have to explain the jokes.

Because she did it on purpose. She looked down, pushed his arm off the chair, and smirked.

Yeah, I would feel worse for her if it didn’t look like she purposefully bumped him with her hip pads. There was plenty of room for her to move around him, and she ran right into him. And she did not apologize, which is what I typically do after running into someone. So, I think there is equal rudeness on both sides…

I’m still not getting it. His face entirely represents my face when I bump/get bumped accidentally.

I'm not a big Dicaprio fan but people seem to be really reaching when they start going on & on about their disapproval over his relationships with women when talking about such a silly moment. Who gives a fuck if he's a shallow dude who only wants to fuck models? Consenting adults & all that, so what do I care? Also,…

I took him saying “what” to mean that he felt the padding in her dress, not specifically referring to her as “what.” It wouldn’t have felt like a human body, I would imagine.

Um, this was pretty obviously him being focused on something out of frame, and then being startled when someone brushed him as they walked past. He’s cringing because he realized he was accidentally in the way of something important. I don’t think his reaction time for that expression was even long enough to register…

He basically made the exact same face I make when someone bumps into me and doesn’t say sorry: 75% surprise, 25% HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY.

it’s kind of weird that she didnt even acknowledge that she ran right into him? she didnt turn her head or anything. it’s impossible for me to bump someone and not say sorry or excuse me

Yeah and the whole why was he laughing when she walked by!?! Like someone said something funny and he’s a little drunk because he came for the free booze and press?

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

Totally read the headline as “Piglio Griglio”.