High school was hell for me. I had my friends later on towards senior year, but for the most part I was treated like a total pos. Particularly by two girls- one that I had been close to in elementary school and another that loved tormenting me. I got my private schadenfreude years later when the first finally figured…

Marriage is passe. Live in “sin”.

All I can think of is ecoli. Why are we going around washing our hands after using the bathroom if we’re just going to stick our tongues into someone’s butt?

I know that many people just don’t like pumpkin, but I also know that most people have never had really good pumpkin pie. Pretty much every store/bakery-bought pie is painfully underspiced, and the recipe on the side of the Libby’s can that 95% of home cooks use produces overly sweet, flavorless pumpkin goop.

You’ll know it’s authentic Dutch Apple Pie if you find a wooden shoe in it.

I’m all about informed consent, MissM. You know what you’re doing, so rock on with your bad self. <3

People who expect free knitted stuff are the worst. Anything I knit without payment is a gift. And knitting gifts are reserved for people I love.

Let’s talk fiber, and specifically staple length. Those big chunky monkey blankies are made of many tiny fibers that create, essentially, a mega-yarn, right? Staple length is the length of each fiber - like how long your hair is. Yarn is twisted (look at your sweater) and plied to keep all the little ends of the…

does it mean next year everything will be pastel pink??

I’m sure Amy Schumer’s not that recognizable in some instances. In a way, she looks like someone you worked with for a day or two and didn’t like it.

I can’t stop laughing at the idea of some rando tweeting “ur head shape like deflated football,” like just completely unprompted.

I still don’t get Twitter... :\

Alton Brown made an awesome point on one of those live Thanksgiving marathons on Food Network. Skin is designed to be inpenetrable to like...protect you, so basting or putting anything on the *outside* of skin won’t make the turkey any juicier. I don’t know if the end game is more delicious skin or delicious turkey…

I think it is probably because children ruin EVERYTHING. Seriously. Don’t have babies people.

Me: worrying about men’s dicks feeling good since 1985

I need some love like I never needed love before
wanna make loooove tooo ya, baaaby

That there is something nobody talks about! The discovery of sex and arousal through literature. I would bet if you did a poll, most women first heard of orgasms and female pleasure through reading of romance novels. I know I did, and thank God I read those way before I was exposed to the porn world’s idea of sex and…