Gotta keep you in your place, human.

That’s quite the compliment. She’s gorgeous, and now I am blushing.

He is so lucky that he’s so handsome. It’s very hard to stay mad at him. He’s so friendly, too. He doesn’t get bitey until he’s known someone for at least two weeks, at which point, I assume, a switch goes off in his head that says “they love me so now I can be my true, evil self.” Sneaky little bugger. My husband,…

Oh god I need this...

My cat has no warnings or triggers. He is quite the enthusiastic jumper and biter, and after a few months, I still haven’t figured him out. Most of it seems to be kitten energy that I can’t manage to work out of him, but I would be so thrilled to find his triggers and warnings. I would get bitten so much less often.…

I would rather see butts any day. Up to a point, I assume the low penis to gratuitous-lady-parts-of-all-varieties ratio is an aesthetic one. Penises have a bad habit of looking kind of ridiculous when you aren’t in the heat of the moment. (I don’t THINK I’m alone in that opinion, but I will gladly accept criticism.…

If my cat had not just claimed my lap and started snoring, I would be weaving 5 feet of plain white table runner and binging Firefly followed by Vikings. The patterned border is a bitch and one side has already taken 6 hours to do, so I’m looking forward to the plain white part. Mindless weaving can be great...

I sent the book to my mom a few ago. She said it’s wonderful.

Notorious RBG: The Life and Times of Ruth Bader Ginsburg https://g.co/kgs/mB7no

I know, right? I scrolled past it from two different news organizations before I realized it was real life. Good God.

Yes! Hugging my sister is an odd experience... Naturally more solid breast tissue does exist. It isn’t necessarily a positive long term health indication, but neither is it a myth.

My little a-hole loves bendy straws. It pleases my mother oh, so much. She’s enjoying being a kitty “grandma” way too much.

I don’t know, I doubt most people come away from these classes deluded into thinking they’ve done anything even remotely equivalent to your partner’s work. If anything, I wouldn’t be surprised to find that many people would come away from this class with greater respect for true artists. I can honestly say that the…

So far, these are kinda sad, so allow me to amuse you with my years-long gullibility. When I was a kid, my dad told me his parents were too poor to buy a functional see-and-say (the thing that spins, points to an animal and makes that animal’s sound.) Instead, he swore up and down that his see-and-say made the wrong…

And yet, none of that prevents this weaver from seriously considering bulk buying wool tencel blend roving and gerry rigging a King sized frame loom. I might hand ply it with something else for texture and ststurdiness, though.

Me, too! Ahh, books. The great educators.

From a C cup but obnoxiously soft breasted woman with the same issues, I strongly recommend Lulu Lemon, but try to find an associate who does the same type of exercise you do and ask questions. I was hesitant to buy into the gimmick, and probably wouldn’t bother with any of their other goods, but my heavy duty sports…

Disagree: cauliflower cheddar soufflé. It’s heavenly. And you must boil the poor plant to soften it for soufflé-ing. Mmmm. Delicious.

Starred for “Gorram.” And also valid points.

Psh... I had a pelvic tattoo at least a year before I became sexually active. You never know. :)