Truth. Also, at the Sephora here, they have travel size bottles in the checkout line, so you can test it and see if you like it for, like, $12 or some such. I love it. It prevented full special occasion face from rubbing off on MrM’s suit, kept my makeup good for hours, helped with oil control, and felt AMAZING. Some…

Damn. I was going to cut up a Tyvek hazmat bunny suit and make myself #distracyinglysexy, but a mitosis couples costume is a glorious idea. Wonder if I could talk MrM into it.

Starred for word choice. Hot damn, I needed a new word with which to befuddle folks at work. Thank you.

Honestly, the cats we dissected in high school anatomy class were sick and injured strays from the humane society in town. If they’re being put down for good reason, it’s not irresponsible to use them in a learning environment. And a huge cash donation to the humane society seems like a really ethical way to utilize…

I don’t know if this is better or worse, but, from a microbiological perspective, that says nothing about the frequency of hand washing. Instead, it indicates that, no matter the frequency of hand washing, artificial nails and similar adornments make it more difficult to wash effectively. But I’d wonder if women with…

I sucked it up in terms of cost and did gels over and over and over for a few months, keeping them painted when I didn’t have feels, and then began obsessively carrying a tiny manicure set with me at all times. It works, until I decide to clean my purse out and forget to put the set back in, or I leave my bag at home.…

I know right? I don’t even understand what that is. And I love Peter Thomas Roth stuff. So I’d be on top of that if I had a clue what it meant.

I think I’m going to pay around and figure it out while MrM is deployed next year. These are great suggestions. Thanks!

Me, too, actually. Most nudes look really odd,or match my color so perfectly that I’d rather go without. The MUFE one in last year’s Sephora gift is just slightly orangey on my skin and looks amazing enough I’d buy a full tube of it if I run out, but I wear it so rarely that I probably won’t. Unless your tricks work…

Sad day. I love the nude from last year’s birthday gift. It’s the only nude I’ve ever found that doesn’t look ridiculous on me.

I know, right?!

This all makes my head hurt because:

What are you talking about? Women don’t excrete fluids (or solids) of any kind. We are pure, magical beings which exist purely for the pleasure of the rest of the world.

Definitely embarrassed by the bread throwing. No reason to be embarrassed by nostalgia. :)

I don’t know. I was there and I’m pretty damn embarrassed.

So, I tried to dig through the comments to avoid making an excessively redundant point, here, but I didn’t see much to this effect, so here goes.

FYI-I also love pumpkin spice lattes. I hear that makes me pretty basic, too. And I also don’t understand the term.

Sentient is such a strong word...

Thank God for saintly teachers. I leaked in the middle of a standardized test in 5th grade and was too young to really realize what had happened - even though I’d already had my period for about a year, by then. Until, of course, I stood up after the test was over and realized I was sitting in a pool of blood. My…

Totally in the storage console of my car. Which is shared by MrM, who can totally tolerate my bleeding or he would be out on his ass in a heartbeat. But if the Magical Mirena didn’t work so nicely for me, I would be the same. I used to bleed like a stuck pig 3 weeks out of the month. If I was lucky. And had tampons…