It’s freaking amazing. I basically came down to the comments section to gleefully remark upon the sheer awesomeness of the cover art.

Love love love the screen name.

I don’t know. I kind of like that they’re bat shit insane.

Hopefully minus the chlamydia. Koalas are awesome, but and they all have chlamydia.

The giggle was 100% worth it. But yikes.

Can we edit that to lashes rather than brows? I have a hilariously terrifying image of an eyelashless population running through my head...

Or cohabitating. I am a freaking angel, and got lectured about my “rough road to Hell, Honey” at a family funeral. For living with my boyfriend of 8 years... Yup. I will forever be a disappointment.

Me, too! For some reason, I just adore the Deschanel sisters, but New Girl started to hurt somewhere mid second season, and I kept watching until I just couldn’t handle it anymore.

It appears I picked a bad day to be on the “benefit of the doubt” side of the fence, then.

See? Naive. Weird, since I’m so rarely prone to thinking the best of anyone, but it happens. *shrug*

I’m sorry. I understand and even appreciate your frustration at Dennis’ question, but I genuinely think this person is asking from an uninformed perspective on gestation and isn’t trying to be coy. Perhaps I’m wrong. But the poster appears to be trying to form an educated opinion, which is a heck of a lot better than…

I feel like Jesus Christ would be a terrible lawyer. ..

Is he an ex-Ser?

Well, I hadn’t thought of it that way. That’s what I’ll tell all the nurses changing my diapers in the old folks home in 65 years. While handing out digital copies of Nightmare like candy, of course.

As well you should. I don’t understand why the hell you wouldn’t expect to be addressed by your well earned title. Medical doctor-hood is not the only valuable doctoral degree. I’m pissed off that someone’s belittling your accomplishments, and find the idea of that celebratory tattoo really lovely.

Hey. My Jack Skellington tattoo is meaningful!

You know, one of the few NOT awful things my dad did when I was growing up was notice some unconscious behaviours on my part. I was sticking out my chest and arching my back when I wanted a hug, for instance. (I was probably about your daughter’s age) I had no idea why, but I assume because I got more attention that…

Also! That RoundUp Ready crops actually DECREASE the need for pesticide use, because they are tolerant to the one pesticide that kills ALL THE THINGS? Properly done GMO = LESS need for pesticide use!!!

Yes! It’s amazing and I need it. Perhaps I shall have a birthday party this year with the express purpose of having this cake. That seems appropriate to me!!!

Yes. That got me, too. Oh, my God that is awful.