Joke’s on you, I’ve never listened to it in the first place so it can’t get stuck in my head.

There’s plenty more to go around beyond the borders of Florida. Florida man just made it Florida-level obvious.

Am I the only one that feels re: this and Ghostbusters, that I would vastly prefer a brand new movie that casts women? Rather than the weird, gimmicky, "lets make the same movie only this time we will take lady money!"

I also have RBF in my license so my photo is pretty accurate as that’s my most frequently used expression.

Did I do it right?

Just stop paying people, I say. Boom. WE’RE ALL AMATEURS NOW! #equality #whoBUILTtheTitanicisnotsomuchtoblameaswhoDESIGNEDit #alsomarinesafetyregulationsin1912werenotthebest

This is true unless it’s actually Harriet the Spy tailing you.

I would like to see Black, Hispanic and Asian women speaking up too! Why don’t they? They would definitely be welcome.

I was waiting for this comment to be made—the classic “yeah, you have problems but someone has it worse so shut up.” Look. These are white actresses starting the topic but so what? They’re women, they’re starting it, and black/hispanic/asian women will benefit from it as well when they share their own experiences as…

If that’s the truth, then wouldn’t their clients be better served by ACTUAL MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS helping them understand human anatomy? Y’know, instead of a bunch of religious zealots.

I’ve honestly walked by a terribly dressed person and dumped some change into their coffee cup before. I was so horrified I immediately ran away before I could even get a reaction.

Broccoli is so damn delicious, definitely my favorite vegetable. But why does it smell like doom when you leave it in the garbage for a few days?

For October, the NRA also suggests we defend ourselves and shoot off our own boobs.

duh don’t you see the man sportsball players with the pink wrist thingies?! LOOK AT THOSE MANZ WEARING PINK! THEY CARE ABOUT WOMEN’S HEALTH *AND* ARE SECURE IN THEIR MASCULINITY, BECAUSE PINK!!

October is also national domestic violence awareness month, a cultural issue that really does not get enough attention and is also killing women. Seems like that would make a lot more sense for a police force to support. Maybe “arrest domestic abusers” pins, perhaps?

Whoever ungrayed this prick owes us the rest of us an apology or a blowdry bar coupon.

Why do dudes have the long one length hair fetish? The only people that I know with that hair are usually in elementary school.

I think that affirmative action should take into account socioeconomic status somehow. Other than that, I’m all for anything that attempts to level the playing field.

HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT is it to turn your notifications off? Even my budget smartphone has various notification themes, and I can group people so only certain people get through. Hell, it even has an option to allow a call through even if the notification is off, if someone has tried to call a certain number of times…