This is an Efffie Trinket shoe.

A judge has granted Brown a protective order for the next three years.

Ketchup is the worst. Ketchup is the devil’s condiment.

Maybe Yoko just reread Dune or something. I dunno. You got me...

As someone who literally just got her hair cut, do stylists prefer small talk or no? Because I figure talking is distracting from the actual hair cutting, and I figure I don’t like people bothering me when I’m working. But then I see other stylists/clients talking about their new baby or closing on a house or whatever.

yep. i really enjoyed the first season! ...and stuck with the second for some reason! but it got truly awful. i was a few episodes in to season three before i realized i just had to stop.

This is your quiet masterpiece.

I have a bunch of anti-choice pols in my area (congressman, state reps, etc.). I make sure to send them routine updates about the state of my uterus: how my cycle is, pap smear results, bad cramping days. I mean, since they are so fucking interested in controlling it, I figure they might as well hear about it.

Pro-choice is the compromise. No one is forced to have an abortion; neither is anyone denied an abortion. Or birth control. Or reproductive health care.

Cersei is about to fulfill her worst nightmares. :) I can’t fucking wait.

from what i can tell, barristan is dead (at least judging by the preview for next week/the interviews) and grey worm is still alive.

For book readers:

As with all places, there are dicks. Don’t judge all of us Portlanders by these two.

That was my favorite part. I am willing to bet that neither of those women are originally from Portland. I was born and raised there and my face is covered in makeup right now— the hippie dicks in Portland are never from Portland.

I mean, why did these people sign up for this thing??? I guess to say they tried it. Fine. That’s cool. Don’t knock it till you try it. But their attitudes sound condescending and a tad rude.

I would guess that people who don’t wear a lot of makeup regularly are more likely to volunteer, because it’s a fun treat for them to get their makeup done and see how they look. People who already wear makeup all the time might be less likely because they already know how to do it in a way that suits them.

Jadine said it was because she did not put a moisturizer with sunscreen on before the foundation, which was the number one reason makeup can feel heavy.

How the fuck does she know about sea cucumbers but not cucumber-cucumbers is all I want to know?