Jesus tweeted. Religiously. (Sorry, but I had to.)

Kind of. They use the picture bible version.

That’s the one the far right uses isn’t it?

S'okay, more garlic fries for me.

True Fact: most Christians tune out after Deuteronomy. On account of all the reading. They’re really missing out. Once God gets sober and finds Jesus, it’s like a completely different book.

SSHHHHHHH!!!! Don’t tell anyone...I’ve never seen their show...like, ever! Not even accidentally while traveling!

Really really bad hair.

Can someone please explain to Indiana what the fuck discrimination is? Because nobody from that state who has opened their mouth lately seems to have any idea.

Yes! Thank you for this idea for another poll. I love it. Stay tuned...

I'm just glad it was intentional. I think any honest social scientist will tell you that the results of a word flip are often totally unpredictable for reasons we don't anticipate.

Oh God, I know. I always get snapped mid-laugh and not in a winsome, tossing-my-hair-and-laughing-merrily-way, but in a way that makes it look like I will devour your young.

I shall take them and bequeath them to my mom. Her constant snark has earned her all of the stars.

Seriously! You can’t share this stuff with siblings. We’re not good to each other until we’re adults. And sometimes not even then.

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

Bottom line: I don't know.

Finally a topic where I might be able to add something!

Ok, I'm going to be that person...

Minor point: a mole is not a unit of concentration, but a quantity (like "dozen", except much much bigger: about 6 hundred billion trillion); molarity (or molar) is moles per liter, which is concentration. Millimolar is thousandths of a mole per liter.

I had a bio lab at 0745 in college. I absolutely could NOT eat anything before hand because the dissection components. *gag*