If only, most of the Mexican food in Dallas is a joke. Now San Antonio, they got it good.

I don't have A poop story, I have too many to count. Think on that. Most recently, I shit out fire-breathing jalapeño poop at work in the visitor's bathroom in the lobby. I'm sorry to that woman who was there but you should have left as soon as you first heard my pained "ughhhhhb." But c'est la vie. My poos are a…

I was just about to mention I have a sex tape too out there on the interewebs. Anyone who can find it and return the only copy has an award waiting of $35 (I don't get paid until this weekend so no judging but the price may escalate). BUT, if you release and I get famous, 10% of the proceeds are yours. CAVEAT: you…

ok seriously Dodai and the rest of staff, what the fuck? I know I'm not the best and brightest of commenters but this pending shit is fucked. I mean, no one seems to review this shit and it's fucking annoying. I'm not posting racist, mysogynistic, or offensive shit but I'm always stuck in the pending or grays as are…

Trailer Park Boys season 8 muh'fuckers! And Corey is back!! Yay! Cheeseburger and liquor party at my place know what I'm sayin

Pleeeeeeease be true, he is a greasy, nasty motherfucker.

I watched this a while ago and was just amazed by her. She has said some horrible things I don't agree with at all, but she gets all the respect. I was truly impressed by her. And I loved her house phones, I want some fancy wood phones too!

You're funny, I like the way you think. Maybe we can sit together sometime? But seriously, your post made me laugh.

More than anything this minute, I want to be that elephant. I want to be that happy and playing with a ribbon.

You come across as ignorant and a complete asshole. I can understand filming it and sharing it - just maybe others who have gone through the same thing or will go through the same thing can relate and find comfort in the fact that others have been treated the same but they still stand up and are honest about who they…

ummmm wtf Blake? I have no words, but this expresses how I feel regarding that inane comment:

Dude, what a fucking dick! Fuck that shit, you (and any person) deserve so much more than that. I am in a similar situation so I'm not saying this out of inexperience or pure ideology, but at some point you have to say fuck it and refuse to ever tread near/in that water again. He has a hold on you, just like my…

In addition to oof, I've got an unghhhh.

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!? Fuck this shit. I know racism is still very alive today but how the fuck does this continue to go on? Fuck the police.

Seriously, in the first year? A lot a lot a lot of people have vacations that are either pre-planned or tradition. For example, I moved across the country in the early summer and for Christmas I took just about a week off so I could be with family. I don't think that is unusual or should lead to a lowered perception…

lol, short version: shit happened to people. Whatever you read on this thread tonight matches most of the previous ones.

Do you want the short or the long version?

God I am so sorry, that is an absolutely crushing feeling. I lost my cat just over a year ago and I still cry ugly tears over her. It is total shit, but it hits you less hard after a while. I know that's not encouraging but remember you gave that cat a great, maybe the best, life.

hahahahahahahaha...can we be friends,maybe? Your life sounds fun.

So to way overshare, I recently messed around with this guy (no sex because duh from the following information) but I hadn't shaved or trimmed in quite a while because 1) there was no one in my life to really do that for and 2) I just wanted to go au natural for a while and revel in my natural body. Well, he was just,…