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i get what lily allen was trying to do and the song is catchy, but parts of it just did not feel entirely right for this privileged white woman to be speaking for what is most often the fetishization and over-sexualization of women of color. Also, the song really simplified the issue (but maybe i should stop looking…

The best part was obviously the bamf dog with three legs at the end.

I live in Austin. HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.

Boo you are dead to me.

Came across this while looking for an image for the previous cat stylist article. It's so serendipitous that I had to use it here.

You ever been in a Crocs store? The smell. Oh sweet Jesus, the smell.

Seriously, if you're scared or suspicious, call the police! Even if the woman is a trick to get you to open the door or something, the police are who you want around to deal with that. And if not, they can help the poor lady out, since you won't.

WHO SHOOTS AN UNARMED PERSON IN THE HEAD???? I mean, I know the answer, but fuck.

Yes! Mine CAME with stretch marks. I've had old lady "bad tits" the whole darn time so my anxiety level about my boobs changing in my 30's? Jimmy crack corn, yo.

Oh god, I spent my entire teens agonising over my unperky boobs. They were the albatross in my bra. I remember reading... I think it was The God of Small Things? Anyway, I was reading some book at school and there was a line about how you could tell your breasts were in good shape if you held a pencil under one and…

The secret to never being sad about your boobs getting saggy: never have perky boobs to begin with! Start out puberty at 10 with boobs that look like they belong to a 47 year old Italian peasant wet nurse! It really doesn't matter what happens to you on this journey of life—weight gain, weight loss, nursing, age,…

I have no idea how these photos have even been seen, they were simply put on facebook

As someone who has worked in Africa (Rwanda specifically, because Africa is a big, non-homogenous continent) for a long time, I actually don't want her to go to Africa. Too many privileged white people use Africa and Africans as a path to self-discovery and people get hurt because of it. She's clearly too ignorant to…

(chocolate & cats & wine & crying & Lifetime Original Movies & blanket clutching!)

"Say a poor woman was in court, trying to see whether she could keep custody of her child," [Washington University Researcher Sarah] Gehlert says. "Her partner's or spouse's attorney might say, 'Yes, your honor, but she has a mental disorder.' And she might not get custody of her children."

I think it's important to note that this isn't about classifying PMS as a mental disorder but a very specific, much more rare, dehabilitating form of PMS. If classifying it as a mental disorder means that insurance covers treatment and meds, doctors take it seriously, etc., I have to say that I support it.

This must be publicity for Naked Gun 33 and 1/3. I think she is sitting next to OJ Simpson. And the guy on the far right who farted is Leslie Nielsen who often used a fart noise toy in his interviews. I'm both happy and sad that I was able to identify this.

She will always be my girl crush of all girl crushes. I met her at a charity event once, and she was the most gracious and wonderful person...and she smelled like honey and sunshine. #girlcrushforlife

Dark beer: The guy that you graduate to once you realize your self-worth. He brings your mom flowers, showers daily, has a stable job, makes friends with your little brother at family events, empties the dishwasher without being asked, always walks to the passenger door if you're both taking your car.