LAURA BECK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GET ME THIS DOG!!!!

All I really wanted to say is that these two, Grover and Kermit, are among two of my favourite muppets. Or, you know, they ARE my favourite muppets. Grover owns my heart, if owning hearts was a thing.

UGH NO CESAR

Her TONGUE though....eew. I don't like doing the "put your tongue in your mouth" thing because my preferences should have to modify other people's behaviour, but she needs to scrape that tongue. For health reason. Gross.

Or even just brush her tongue with her toothbrush for Pete's sake.

I never noticed how much gunk she has sitting around on her tongue. Miley, if you're going to be sticking it out like that at least get one of these. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_cl…

And IQ?

Oh, Miley is in good company. Here are some examples. ;)

My acupuncturist would have much to say about this tongue.

More like Grope Festival.

Baboons are the Devil's shock troopers, look at that monster.

My favorite is the camera man who points the camera back at her boob after she mentions it.

this is the easiest game of Fuck/Marry/Kill EVA!

My son recently did a book report on Bonnie and Clyde. Here's his opening paragraphs.

Nooo, staahhhp. Humans aren't "meant" to do anything. This kind of naturalistic stuff is almost always bullshit.

no no no no yes, no no no no YES

Jesse L. Martin as Marvin Gaye? Not sure I can handle ALL THAT SEXY.

Not gonna lie: three years ago I met the Grover character at a theme park and started crying. For real!

Be-Excellent-To-Each-Other, and his younger brother Party-On-Dudes.

I will always be in love with Parker Posey - NOT for House of Yes or Dazed and Confused or her series of amazing Christopher Guest roles but for Party Girl. Oh that movie spoke to little late 90's club kid me. I can't tell you how many times I asked for something strong enough to make my unborn children have gills.