Let those emotions out on the treadmill and not on your committee. You can run, you can cry, and if you do either of them for too long, you may vomit.
But you will get through it. If I did, anyone can. Promise.
I am a huge fan of exercise as a way to work through emotions but really I am just so glad I'm not the only one who would listen to Delilah's show. I used to go for long drives in my mom's car just so I could get my emo sads on.
Yeah, my crying face is incredibly blotchy and puffy, and my workout face (thankfully) is not. I think someone could probably easily tell the difference.
Erin, can it always be summer so you can just write workout articles that I totally agree with?
When dealing with some family-related crap a few years ago, I'd run/cry. There were all the therapeutic/fitness benefits, yes, but the physical exertion somehow broke down inhibitions enough for me to let it out. I wasn't able to cry any other time, even when people were hoping I'd cry on them so they could comfort…
There is so much autotune going on here, that they really should have rethought the idea of the singing close-up. If you're going to focus on a lip-sync, or do it all, then it makes sense to have the voice sound like it could feasibly come out of that mouth. Dear god.
Cleanse your eyes with this:
I live for the day where Grace Jones and Tilda Swinton model together. There will be peace in the universe, and beauty, and we'll all bow before our fashion bitch alien goddess rulers. It'll be great.*
They're like cute living shag carpeting with assholes.
Soooo, what if we inject poop bacteria from a really nice person into a person who is a total douche-canoe? Will it fix them? I'm only asking, because I know a few people who need this kind of science in their life.
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Man, I sure love/hate the ol'Buy Now With 1-Click... it's just so easy.
Really - who is clutching their pearls about this performance? And I found the tongue aesthetically offensive. (Egad, but she has a giant tongue.)
Girl, you do you and dress however you want, I don't care, but please put your goddamn tongue in your mouth. I do not understand the tongue.
As always, my favorite thing about these shows is the inevitable onslaught of Tumblr posts with amazing photoshop jobs/comparisons/tweets/gifs. I am going to share them with you now, starting with the best (the rest are in the replies because I don't want to make y'all scroll forever down the comments):
I love Miley, and girl, you do what you do. I'm not judging. But I've come across at least fifty photos of her with her goddamn tongue hanging out of her mouth and she really just needs to cool it. She's starting to be like that annoying girl on fb that you blocked because EVERY PHOTO LOOKS LIKE THAT STOP IT WE GET…
The local aquarium in the Chinese town where I'm teaching English has a Little Mermaid-inspired mermaid show. They also use the Starwars theme to introduce the seal show though.