What? Chick Corea is a fucking Scientologist? Whoa. I did not know that.

Don't forget Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? starring Tori Spelling and her magnificent mushroom haircut.

We need a 7-day-a-week Daily Show. 4 days of Jon, 3 of John. BOOM.

She is the daughter of Phylicia Rashad, yes, and has been in several Broadway shows as well as the black cast Steel Magnolias remake.

That tiny viral video child Sophia Grace Brownlee has been cast as Red Riding Hood in Disney's Into The Woods (co-starring such minor actors as Meryl Streepand Johnny Depp).

Am I the only one who generally enjoys going to weddings because it's usually a fun night and an opportunity to have conversation with new people?

Ugh Stella don't remind me!!! I have a few still left to go and I feel absolutely horrible about it.

I think I know who it was.

I can't wait to see the Fatberg disaster movie.

It would have been better if Anna Wintour was hidden under Andre Leon Talley's caftan and popped out occasionally.

Another child being more successful than me...

No, you see, that's not a dog. It's a... (watches a few more seconds)... lemur. No, I think maybe a macaque? No... (watches some more)...

Yes. I understand why watching this show would drive people to drink.

Dear Nahnatchka Khan:

I couldn't actually read the whole thing because BOREDOM. That's when I realized this was just meta—you're supposed to get bored watching them be bored because that's totally deep. Just look at the complex dialogue!

As a lifelong marital artist, I would probably not trust a 'black belt' dressed as a combination nascar driver and tekken character.

Anything worn by NBA players during the 1980s has always been and will always be the correct answer.

As usual, doing it the best.

That picture of Common: yes.