Dude, you missed the obvious answer: two (or more, don't be a prude) fairs (county fairs) having sex. If gay sex means gay people having sex with each other then logically fair sex must mean fairs having sex with each other.

Milk lollypops of any kind sound pretty gross actually.

"A holistic spin on vanilla..." Rich wins the internet today.

Every time I see a Vine I'm constantly amazed at how long 6 seconds really is

Ok, that might be the ONE exception, but cabbage works even better in my experience! Also, cilantro tastes like soap, blech!

"So ya' like to shoplift XBox games do ya?? Well guess what?? You gonna play with some puppies......puppies is what we call my balls!!"

That farmer clearly lacked a plucky little pig who just wanted to show the world he was more than just Christmas dinner. Baa ram ewe indeed!

If by every hot guy you mean no hot guys then yes

Sexually transmitted demon?

This movie is just.....so white, Jesus Christmas Easter!

I'm proud to say I met Mick in person and he is such a sweetheart! I helped with a transport of another animal to The Mia Foundation and met the whole gang. Sue and team have given so many disabled animals the chance to live. I highly recommend helping them out any way you can!

I wasn't ready for this comment at all.

Hooray for light bondage, clitoral stimulation, and vulva variations! 3 minutes though? That cannot be true. If a dude regularly stopped fucking me after just 3 minutes that would probably put an end to our lovemaking*.

I always love it when my pancakes take a hot load to the face, if the load is hot syrup. I myself would lose my mind if (pre-husband because he would never) any man ever......uh.....gave me a facial? Is that the correct term? It would be the sexual equivalent of spitting in my face.

Good bras are too #$@&$*^@ expensive to burn!

I have IBS, so that's every day for me.

Oh good! Now instead of going into H&M and taking 30 items into the change room and leaving with 1 that fits correctly and doesn't seem like it will fall apart after wearing it twice, I can have those 30 pieces shipped to the comfort of my home.

boob sweat?

Anastasia Beaverhausen is my favorite mistress/porn/Karen Walker alt-identity. I can't do the math, someone?