As a very risk-averse teen, this trailer speaks to me.

Right?  The SUR connection is perfect, btw.  

I’ve owned a Siberian for 12 years and let me tell you....NOTHING prepares you for the maintenance and attention they require. Took me forever to outdoor train him, and the hair sheds off in HUGE amounts. Amazing dogs tho, and one of the most intelligent out there. Here he is!

My god she’s insufferable. I too haven’t forgotten her Blaxploitation Period™. And now she must hijack the LGBTQ community, just so she can claim that’s she’s not just bride, she’s a cool bride y’all! <eyeroll>

In the words of Miranda Priestly, everything Miley does is simply...

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

The Daily Mail is such a racist piece of shit. It’s not even subtle. Good for Malia.

The good news is Bean doesn’t care whether he wins or loses. Bean in it for the attention, the treats, and any extra belly rubs. So in that sense, Bean won big.

We live in such humorless times. Was anyone seriously offended/triggered by this? Can’t people even let a cheeky paper napkin go without the Greek Chorus of outrage?

My comb-over criminal romance

Never trust a guy who puts time and effort to make his hair look like a fucking lego person.

You shouldn’t let you’reself get hanged up on that.

If a 26 year old man is rocking that hairstyle odds are pedo.

Correction. Janet Jackson never exposed her nipple. She had a pastie on.

Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

We received an email from a parent who says their child attends the early childhood center where Ms. Goodson was a teacher. The school community has created a GoFundMe to set up an education fund for Rhylee, Ms. Goodson’s daughter:

But wasn’t the whole point that Bundy was more than “vaguely likable?” that is how he was able to victimize so many woman, by getting them to trust him. 

Tell them you’ll only take down the post if Shelley herself shows up in person and asks you to do so.  YOU ANSWER TO NO MAN.