If the host doesn’t end up being Gritty, I will be fucking pissed.

You’re damn right he’s guilty. Nazi puke stain.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

something about this joan collins story bugs me.

I’m engaged. Is it bad that I want this veil so it can swallow my enemies like a big beautiful spider web?

The perfect moment for one of my favorite thing:

when i was in middle school my friend and I would straight up drink the VS“strawberries & champagne” lip gloss cuz we thought there was actual champagne in it.

Getting a tattoo of your plagiarized poem is the saddest self-own I’ve seen.

I’m not a writer or a poet but changing broken landscape to foreign topography offended me on a very basic level.

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

KRIS JENNER ROCKS BITCH

They farted on each other!-Brett Kavanaugh

Can’t believe Megan and Shia laBoofed.

Lol, cheek of it. When I lived in Cali years ago we had Folgers coffee, its weak as pee. My favourite tea is Yorkshire tea. 

Right, that’s it. You Yanks have gone too far this time.

If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?

Could do without the snark re: Amanda Bynes. If you read the whole article, she talks about her more general issues with body dysphoria. I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for a woman who grewup on screen while women’s weights and appearances are being constantly picked over and scrutinised. It sounds…

I have never been more attracted to Zac Efron in my life.

Kemp is disgusting and maybe he’ll die soon