This is off topic but IANAL makes me think iAnal which sounds like a buttplug that vibrates to the beat of your iPod.

Never thought I’d vote against vapes, but influencers are undeniably worse.

Was she going to forget that she had a sense of freedom if she didn’t have it engraved on her body?

Can we get rid of the shity practice of posting a woman’s age right after her name like it is some fuckable expectation date ? I can think of about 900 better things to describe Reba than how old she is.

“It’s Sar-DO! No ‘Mister.’ Accent on the ‘Do.’”

Like it’s any contest:

The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner the one with the scary Joker/Clown monstrosity... 

Looked it up, it was “The Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle”

“Mr. Trump loved it”

Trump was apparently “happiest” with Nielsen when U.S. border agents fired tear gas into Mexico as people tried to cross the border. “Mr. Trump loved it,” the Times reported.

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

The best I can work out:

She has earned icon status, indeed.

Obligatory.

Take your damn star.

unfortunately if we stopped using things from companies who do bad things is that we would be naked, homeless, starving, diseased, and bored

Too much animation, not enough puppets.  But I will still watch the entire thing.

I’m so angry I’m boycotting all gyms and I refuse to participate in any workouts anywhere at anytime! Good day!