he also shills e-cigs!

can someone tell me what’s happening here? did her head shrink? did someone put THC in my poké bowl?

this shook me. best story yet. (also sorry this happened to you!)

and by listening I mean READING

In case anyone was wondering, the Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone soundtrack is excellent mood music while listening to these.

I saw him in Chicago a few days ago peering in the window of the Bentley store which was an experience I didn’t ask for.

britney is listening to evanescense in that video and that makes me love her even more. WAKE ME UP.

this is art.

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything more than I loved picking out school supplies for the year in middle school. I know that’s kind of sad, but FUCK, nothing gets me going like intense organization and glitter dipped pencils.

hahahaha I’ve been waiting for someone to say that. I wish! My name’s Madison.

I was named after the mermaid in Splash. I have always liked that. Please don’t make me not like that anymore.

All I’ve ever wanted to be is Geri Halliwell’s personal assistant. Can anyone help me achieve my dream?

Is it just me or does Sonja look like Nimbly from The Neverending Story 2?

I am eating a salad and shaking my head YES. She has quickly risen to #2 on my list of favorite housewives. GET IT.

Because paying $700 out of pocket isn’t punishment enough.

I had lost all faith in humanity until I got to “Ordering In vs. Video Therapy Sessions”

The sound of Kylie stirring the shrimp made me want to die.

The Spice Girls are the nostalgic light of my life, but I wish they would decide if this tour is happening or not already. All the “is it or isn’t it” is making me want to Rip Van Winkle and I don’t want to miss the show!!

I’m 27 and I never thought I would shop at Abercrombie again, but holy shit their clothes are really awesome now. They got rid of the moose, lowered their prices, added some style and even sell black! They have crazy sales every couple of months too.