So he’s like the male version of this?
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Reach out and touch... somebody’s breast.
Is that baaaadddd?
That made me feel v dizzy.
How the fuck does she sleep in the sink tho? Does she scoot a chair up and rest her head in there or what?
Oh for fucks sake.
I thought I was the only one! I had to stop using EOS last year because my lips would feel like they were on fire and then would get so dry I would have to double check that I still even had lips. Even when I stopped, the pain and dryness would last for a couple more weeks. It was a very rough time. (Sorry, had too.)
You better go knock on wood!
I feel like Hugh Hefner has been dead for years, but nobody told him.
All of that fun in the sun seems so kewl now, but they won’t be so pretty when they’re 30 with the skin of a deflated football.
Damn! That was even more awkward than Miss Congeniality 2.
Damn! That was even more awkward than Miss Congeniality 2.
I just read this headline and then spit my salad all over my computer screen.
Oprah couldn’t even help Lindsay Lohan. She makes me feel sad and also makes my mouth feel dry.
Even puppies don’t like her!
I feel my best when I’m warm and fed too. I’m a 26 year old infant.
Oh man, I wanted a Furby so bad. I remember when I got it for Christmas in 1999? I totally lost my shit.
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