CoCo says she only gained 13 pounds during her pregnancy.

In his next life, I hope Donald Trump comes back as a Diaper Genie.

At last! Another opportunity to use my favorite dick gif.

I never thought I would shop at Abercrombie again because that seems counterintuitive to, you know, being an adult, but FUCK their clothes are cute as hell! They got rid of that devil moose, lowered their prices and they’ve expanded their color palette to include my favorite color... BLACK.

I’m sad Jack Skellington isn’t on this list.

oh my goddd, my mom is going to lose her mind when I tell her about this.

I didn’t even know she was pregnant tbh.

Oh man! I used to watch MTV Hits every morning before school and I would get so pumped when “What You Waiting For” came on. Also, “Hey Ya.”

He is just a giant turd in a toupée. Go to your room, turd.

This is the greatest mid-week madness ever! Get it together, Meryl. I hope she was at least wearing a used cat bed as a hat during all of that.

Are they only bringing back animated shows? Can we get some ‘Are You Afraid Of The Dark?’ up in here or what??

She said, “see you later, boy!”

I worked at the front desk of a family owned hotel for a year during college and for their New Years Eve dinner/party they decided to write “Happy New Year” in the languages of their diverse range of hospitality employees on a card to go on all the tables in the restaurant (there were people there on work visas from…

They are UNINVITED to all the things.

“I’m gonna love myself til it hurts.” She must be talking about masturbating over lace underwear because OUCH.

I think that’s enough Internet for the day.

We follow a beautiful picture of Earth with a picture of a smiling pile of poo. I love that emoji tho so not mad.

Mayenaise. MAYENAISE.

I made it through 1:13. Woof.

Natural selection at its finest.